Check out the new librarian, man she looks good in those glasses and that skirt of hers, just can’t stop checking her out.
I totally agree with you, sire, and that perfume that she wears is so intoxicating, it pulls me towards her, floors me, and makes me fall for her.
Oye Classics! You better stow it, you do know that she is a few hundred years two young for you, right, but the getting floored idea is nice, since she will come over here to pick you up and put you back on bookshelf!
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