So, you are telling me, that with a kill-rate of around 1000 per year, this is the most poisonous snake in the world?
No mate, you really need to go back to school because this is the most ‘venomous’ snake in the world, not the most ‘poisonous’, there’s a difference you see.
And you really need to go to an asylum, because poisonous or venomous, you are the one trying to eat it!
Word Count: 72
Prompt: Three Line Tales, Week 139