The Pirate crew cheered as their target burst into flames.
The Captain smiled to herself. The Black Blade Pirates had claimed yet another victim. Their tally now rested at twenty. She roared out to her crew in jubilation. It was now affirmed that no ship was good enough to stand against the might of The Black Blade. The legendary galleon stood as a burning testimony to that lofty statement. The Captain and the crew however, soon became silent. They could hear laughter coming from the Galleon’s deck.
That is all they heard before cannons open fired on the pirate crew…
As I drank the cursed waters, I felt a slight tingling in my throat. I dropped to my knees, as weakness set in and my vision began going dark. The tingling in my throat was replaced by an intense burning, like a blaze erupting inside my body. I screamed, unable to react in any other way. And then within seconds, it all went ice cold. It had worked.
Every time I dump her she keeps coming back. The relationship is going no where. All she wants is the physical aspect of it. She never wants to speak, or discuss her dreams or ambitions. I had realized that it was not working out. But, she kept coming back, begging for me to take her back, creating a scene.
This was the fifth time I had dumped her. No, I am not being figurative, here. I aimed my revolver at her head, blasted her brains out, and dumped her down the wall.