You sure there are no alligators here, right?
This question had begun to irritate me now. It was the fifth time in half an hour that I was being asked the same question. I assured my date once again, before she promptly went back to clicking selfies and her social media.
She was as much part of the date as the surrounding water was. She had zero interest in paddling or making conversation. I guess she asked me out only to get someone to paddle, while she clicked pictures. She had even kept aside her life-jacket so that she could continue flaunting her best features on social media.
Hey, my followers on insta are asking me about alligators..you are completely sure, right?
That was the last straw. This girl had driven me nuts. I pulled back the paddle and whacked her on her head with it. Down she went into the lake, phone and all.
The lake had no alligators, but I made no promises about crocodiles…
Word Count: 168
Prompt:
Haha crocs!!
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hahaha.. the crocs are just the first cousins of the alligators.. she’d still have the same reaction if she were to spot one!
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Yikes!
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I so wanted to include crocodiles in my story because the scene directly took me to Khoon Bhari Maang. Glad you managed it.
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Hahaha..
Khoon bhari maang was a riot! XD
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Hahaha, ah.. You made my morning with your “whack” image in my mind. You definitely didn’t hold that thought…
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Gosh, now that a chap with a bad temper.
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Hahaha! 😉
Who can blame him though! 😛
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So she was right to be asking that question after all!!
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Hahaha! 😉
It is all about asking the right questions!
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Great. Lovely. I laughed.
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Thanks so much! 😀
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ha. Liked this Nid.
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Thank you, Di! 🙂
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Jealousy can make sensible people do strange things.
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So true! 😉
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That was actually hilarious! Good job!
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Thanks so much! 🙂
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Very creative story.
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Thanks so much, JoHawk! 🙂
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For reasons I do not care to explore, I found his dark thoughts justifiable. Sad enough she is a bimbette, a selfie-ing bimbette on social media….truly food for the crocs ;);) Poor croc though, not the most delicious of fare….good story “The Dark Netizen”. Keep them dark and happy and coming…
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